remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

(Source: lesbianmooncolony)

snapchatting:

life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell

opinionated-cheese:

gypsumrain:

at a restaurant while u high like

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"can i order this"

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"would you like a soup or a salad?"

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"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"

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YES

blushmutt

(Source: girlfuriend)

i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

(Source: oikwa)

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

wheelcher2:

honor students cheat more than anybody 

(Source: reverseracist)