niggaimdeadass:

i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family 

the-bards-apprentice:

when I’m at a friend’s house and that friend has a cat

insomniaccity:

(anything) feat. Pitbull

Anonymous sent:

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13-If you could change your eye color, would you?
Gold

29-What would you say is your best quality?
Kindness/Loyalty

30-What do you think you’re really good at?
Being bad at everything.

33-Are you a bad person?
Yes.

36-Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
Probably.

38-Did you wake up cranky?
I woke up anxious.

49-Do you have any phobias?
HEIGHTS. And by heights…I mean being anything more than a foot off the ground.

57-An unknown fact about your life:
It sucks. 0/10 would not live again.

62-Describe yourself in one word/sentence:
Disregard me, I suck cocks.

66-Something you do without realising:
Make a lot of weird noises.

178-How long was your longest relationship?
9 months.