albertserra:

ultimatebottom69:

albertserra:

“The truth is that no child can save her mother” 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

I…Context ?

get the fuck away from me

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:

nbmudkip:

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

“how can you remember that” I remember Everything. unless I forget

kosmogrl:

you know it’s really bad when you don’t even want to listen to music

bogleech:

without-ado:

Cutie-pie of the sea (x)

This is actually a robot! I think it was a camera disguised as an octopus for a nature documentary?

powerburial:

snekbitch666:

powerburial:

Babe, ever since I met you, your power level has been over 9000. With you, I know the cake won’t be a lie. Together we can rule the galaxy, and all their base will belong to us. I can haz marriage?

OP I am going to break into your house and unleash a horde of locusts in your closet if you don’t stop

wouldn’t even notice with the type of shit i got goin on

deathgasmic:

“i like crazy girls” no you don’t. you like when hypersexual tendencies are symptoms

sacred-portal:

modogoblin:

rosycheekies:

The One Difference by Ryo Tsuzura

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

This is going to be the worst movie of all time

This is going to be the greatest movie of all time

surfclown:

sound off everyone what’s the worst texture. just in anything. for me it’s ground beef not even a question

Microfiber dish cloths. I gag at the thought of ever touching wet ones.